So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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