if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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