Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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