I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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