Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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