why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
