drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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