But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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