i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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