no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
she woke up with a sticky ear
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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