dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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