NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
