HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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