wrigley field is MILF paradise
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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