Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
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