hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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