And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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