Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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