...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
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