You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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