Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Everything about him screamed your future.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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