i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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