can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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