She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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