It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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