we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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