your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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