My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
