I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
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