"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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