Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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