just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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