Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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