Me too!
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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