I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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