You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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