Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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