I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
ugly people sure do ruin things
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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