super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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