Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
