Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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