sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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