I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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