he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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