remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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