Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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