real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I have tasted many bathrooms
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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