that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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