so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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