Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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