shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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