You just made me feel so damn special
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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