is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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