He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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