normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Let's get the cat blown out
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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